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i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
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me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via onceuponastoner420)
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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did you try turning it off and on again
maybe if you plug it in
try restoring it?
try clicking the lock button again?
you have to hold down both buttons until the apple sign appears
try getting a new battery for it?
Just remove your screen protector and replace it
omfg, the comments
i only reblogged this for its comments ahahhaa
looks fine to me
Put it in a bowl of rice?
turn it off and on again
(Source: felixwilson, via cooltool)
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you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!
nevermind i found it
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florida if you dont kill all those fucking zombies when they rise i swear to god
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beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer
(via who-let-the-nerds-out)
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how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
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